Peach Reactor
Spins up the jiggle economy.
NSFWThiccBounce
Browse Ass-sets
Your ass, my choice. Find your favorite ass-sets below.
Orbiting Cheeks
Low orbit. High conviction.
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Infinite Jiggle
Endless loop. Zero mercy.
NSFWThicc
Jet-Black Bounce
Pure void background, pure chaos upfront.
GIFBounce
Slow Clap Study
For scientific purposes only.
NSFWThicc
Peach Physics Lab
Frictionless markets. Frictionless cheeks.
GIFImages
Two-Tap Twerk
Double click, double thicc.
NSFWBounce
Pump Fake
Market says fakeout; cheeks say breakout.
GIFThicc
Backroom Bounce
Quiet room, loud loop.
NSFWBounce
Chain-Synced Clap
TPS meets TPK (thicc per kilo).
GIFThicc
Liquid Peach
Viscosity: unknown. Vibes: certified.
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Loop de Thicc
Zoomers call this cardio.
GIFBounce
Low-Orbit Booty
Gravity? Optional.
NSFWThicc
Local Bottom Finder
Alpha tool: confirmed.
GIFBounce
How Slap-to-Burn works
Slap-to-Burn turns clicks into deflation. Every slap nudges the progress bar forward. When it fills, we execute an on-chain burn—automatically.
- Hit Slap it. We record your slap and update the meter in real time.
- Each slap advances the goal toward the next burn cycle.
- When the bar reaches 100%, the system auto-burns 100,000 $CoolAss from the burn wallet in a single transaction.
- We publish TX proofs instantly in the Burn section (see “Burn proofs”). Leaderboards and recent actions update live.
- The burn pool is topped up by community donations and seeding, so the cycle can repeat—slap → fill → burn.
What is Ass-AI?
Ass-AI is our Telegram bot that cooks fresh 🍑 from your prompts—fast, fun, and optionally spicy.
$CoolAss token basics
- Minted on pump.fun — pure Solana speed and tiny fees.
- Total supply: 1,000,000,000 $CoolAss.
- Burn pool kickstart: dev wallet will seed 3.5% of supply into the Slap-to-Burn wallet to fuel early cycles.
- Utility: slaps, memes, NSFW images, utility follows the culture.
For the Culture
- Ship memes, not meetings. Small drops, high frequency, maximum fun.
- Roast bags, not people. Keep it spicy, clever, and respectful.
- On-chain or it didn’t happen. Proofs, burns, and receipts live on Solana.
- Velocity is the vibe. Make noise, make asses, make burns.
